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JOHNNYS LITTLE EXPERIMENT

Added on: 22nd Jun 2015

 

A teacher at an infant school is doing a

science lesson and asks all the children

to perform an experiment of their own choosing.

 

After the children have been busy

for a few minutes, she gets to the

desk of little Johnny.

 

Johnny has a spider on his desk

and she asks what he was doing.

 

"Well Miss, the spider's name is 

Herbert and watch this." 

Johnny then bends down to the spider

and whispers "Run, Herbert, Run"

and the spider, as if by magic,

moves across the desk.

 

The teacher is a little mystified.

 

Johnny then gets a hold of the spider

and removes one leg.

 

The teacher is taken aback but lets

the experiment continue.

 

Johnny again whispers "Run, Herbert, Run"

and the spider, as if by magic,

moves across the desk.

 

Johnny then gets hold of the spider

and removes another 2 legs

and repeats the experiment.

"Run, Herbert, Run" and the spider

does continue to move across the desk,

a bit in a somewhat limp fashion.

 

By this time the teacher

is getting a little concerned.

 

The experiment continues in

the same vein until Herbert, the spider,

has one leg left

(the teacher at this point is totally mortified).

 

Johnny then bends down to the

spider and again removes the last leg

so that Herbert is now just a blob

and again he whispers

"Run, Herbert, Run"

but Herbert doesn't move.

 

He repeats the command again

but a little bit louder.

 

After several attempts,

Johnny is now shouting at the spider

"Run, Herbert, Run"

but still no movement.

 

Johnny then looks at the teacher

and she asks

"Well, Johnny, an interesting experiment

but what are you trying to prove with it?"

 

Johnny replies,

"Well, Miss, spiders with no legs are deaf"

 

 spider   animation

 


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