PUB STEAKOUT

The policeman had the pub under

 surveillance a few minutes before closing time,

so he could see who comes out drunk.

The first one came out the door at 2:00 o'clock

weaved down the sidewalk,

then fell on the curb.

Sluggishly got up, then tried his keys

in five cars before finding his own car.

Once inside his car,

he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes.

Meanwhile, all the club patrons had got

into their cars and driven away,

leaving this one fellow quite

alone in the parking lot.

Finally, he got his car started and

began to very slowly drive away.

Immediately, the police car was

behind him with lights flashing.

The policeman asked the man to take

a breathalyser test,

to which he readily agreed.

When the reading was 0.0%,

the policeman said,

"How can this be?"

To which the man replied,

"Because tonight,

I'm the designated decoy."