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BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

Added on: 20th Jun 2013

 

BEST PICK UP LINE EVER

 

A Welshman walks into a  pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

  

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

 

'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch? ''What's so special about it?'

 

The Welshman explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

 

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

 

Well, it says you're not wearing any pants.'

 

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing pants!'

The Welshman smiles, taps his watch and says, ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'


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