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THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR BEING GOOD

Added on: 28th Jun 2015

 

Three men were waiting to go to heaven.

 

St Peter was at the gate and said,

"However good you were to your wife,

that is the vehicle you will get in heaven".

 

The first guy comes up to the gate and says,

"I never, ever cheated on my wife

and I love her".

 

So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.

 

The next man comes up and says,

"I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her."

He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.

 

The next guy came up and said,

"I cheated on my wife a lot".

He gets a scooter.

 

Next day the guy that got the scooter was

riding along and he saw the guy who

owned the Rolls Royce crying.

 

He asked,

"Why are you crying, you have such a nice car?!"

 

the man sobbed,

"My wife just went by on roller skates".

 

ice skating animation

 


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