THE BLONDE ON AN AEROPLANE
Added on: 1st Jul 2015
A blonde gets on a plane and sits
in the first available seat.
The flight attendant comes
around checking tickets.
She looks at the blonde woman's
ticket and tells the blonde;
"ma'am you can't sit here, your ticket says
coach and this is first class.
Please move to the back of the plane"
The blonde replies
"I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica"
So the flight attendant,
now hot under the collar at the blonde's response,
goes to another flight attendant and
tells him what happened.
So he goes up to her and asks her
to move to the back of the plane.
She then responds
"I'm a blonde, I'm smart and have a good job.
I'm not moving until the plane arrives in Jamaica".
So the two flight attendants are steaming mad
and they go to the co-pilot and
tell him what is going on.
He comes back to where the blonde is sitting
leans over and whispers something in her ear.
The two flight attendants were astonished
when the blonde abruptly got up from
her seat and moved to the back of the plane.
The flight attendants looked at each other
and then at the co-pilot and asked
him what he told her.
The co-pilot, feeling good about himself told them
"oh, this happened a while back with someone else.
I just simply told the woman that the front
half of the plane wasn't going to Jamaica".
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