THREE RATS
Added on: 4th Jul 2015
One day these three rats were standing
outside of a food store and
one of the rats got an idea.
He said "OK this is what we're gonna do,
we'll run inside, get as much cheese
as we can and we'll meet back here."
So they do it and when they get back
the first rat asks the second rat
"what kind of cheese did you get?"
he says "American"
which makes the rats very pleased
as it's one of their favourites.
Then the second rat asks the first rat
"what kind of cheese did you get?"
he replies "Cheddar",
which again pleases the rats.
So then the first two rats ask the third rat
"what kind of cheese did you get?"
to which he replies "Nacho Cheese"
"Nacho Cheese" said the other two rats.
"There's no such thing as Nacho Cheese".
The third rat says
"Well, as I was running out of the store
I heard the shopkeeper shouting,
Hey, that's not-cho cheese"
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