THREE RATS

One day these three rats were standing

outside of a food store and

one of the rats got an idea.

He said "OK this is what we're gonna do,

we'll run inside, get as much cheese

as we can and we'll meet back here."

So they do it and when they get back

the first rat asks the second rat

"what kind of cheese did you get?"

he says "American"

which makes the rats very pleased

as it's one of their favourites.

Then the second rat asks the first rat

"what kind of cheese did you get?"

he replies "Cheddar",

which again pleases the rats.

So then the first two rats ask the third rat

"what kind of cheese did you get?"

to which he replies "Nacho Cheese"

"Nacho Cheese" said the other two rats.

"There's no such thing as Nacho Cheese".

The third rat says

"Well, as I was running out of the store 

I heard the shopkeeper shouting,

Hey, that's not-cho cheese"