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THOUGHTS ON SEX

Added on: 7th Jul 2015

 

 

          There are a number of mechanical devices

which increase sexual arousal,

particularly in women.

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

 

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

 

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.

The other eight are unimportant."

George Burns

 

"Women might be able to fake orgasms.

But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

 

"Hockey is a sport for white men.

Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

 

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a

son-of-a-bitch."

Jack Nicholson

 

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks

or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex,

no matter how bad it is."

Hillary Clinton (Former US First Lady)

 

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the

Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals

through his wallet."

Robin Williams

 

"Women need a reason to have

sex. Men just need a place"

Billy Crystal

 

"According to a new survey, women say they feel

more comfortable undressing in front

of men than they do undressing in front of

other women. They say that women

are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just

grateful."

Robert De Niro

 

"There's a new medical crisis.

Doctors are reporting that  many men

are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.

They say they cause severe swelling.

So what's the Problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

 

"There's very little advice

in men's magazines, because men think,

'I know what I'm doing. Just

show me somebody naked!"

Jerry Seinfeld

 

"See, the problem is that

God gives men a brain and a penis,

and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

 

"It's been so long since I've had sex,

I've forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

 

"Sex is one of the most wholesome,

beautiful and natural experiences

money can buy."

Steve Martin

 

" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in

school until you get older.

Little

things like being spanked every day by a

middle aged woman.

Stuff you pay

good money for in later life."

Elmo Phillips

 

" Bigamy is having one wife too many.

Monogamy is the same." 

Oscar Wilde

 

" It isn't premarital sex if you have no

intention of getting married."

George Burns

 

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