THOUGHTS ON SEX
Added on: 7th Jul 2015
There are a number of mechanical devices
which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation.
The other eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a
son-of-a-bitch."
Jack Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks
or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex,
no matter how bad it is."
Hillary Clinton (Former US First Lady)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the
Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women need a reason to have
sex. Men just need a place"
Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel
more comfortable undressing in front
of men than they do undressing in front of
other women. They say that women
are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men
are having allergic reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the Problem?"
Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice
in men's magazines, because men think,
'I know what I'm doing. Just
show me somebody naked!"
Jerry Seinfeld
"See, the problem is that
God gives men a brain and a penis,
and only enough blood to run one at a time."
Robin Williams
"It's been so long since I've had sex,
I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome,
beautiful and natural experiences
money can buy."
Steve Martin
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in
school until you get older.
Little
things like being spanked every day by a
middle aged woman.
Stuff you pay
good money for in later life."
Elmo Phillips
" Bigamy is having one wife too many.
Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde
" It isn't premarital sex if you have no
intention of getting married."
George Burns
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