BAR CHALLENGE

A new guy in town walks into a bar and

reads a sign that hangs over the bar.

FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON

WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!

So the guy asks the bartender 

what the test is.

The Bartender replies

"Well, first you have to drink that

whole gallon of pepper tequila,

the whole thing at once and

you can't make a face while doing it.

Second, there's a 'gator out back

with a sore tooth...

you have to remove it with your bare hands.

Third, there's a woman up-stairs

who's never had an orgasm.

You gotta make things right for her."

The guy says,

"Well, as much as I would love free beer,

I won't do it.

You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of

pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.

Well, as time goes on and the

man drinks a few, he asks,

"Wherez zat teeqeelah?"

He grabs the gallon of tequilla with

both hands, and downs it with a big slurp

with tears streaming down his face.

Next, he staggers out back and

soon all the people inside hear the

most frightening roaring and thumping,

then silence.

The man staggers back into the bar,

his shirt ripped and big scratches

all over his body.

"Now" he says

"Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"