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HILLBILLY STRIPTEASE

Added on: 14th Jul 2015

 

 

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day

when, through a gap in the door, he sees

Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease

in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette

and gently slides off first the right strap

of his overalls, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward

and in a classic striptease move,

his overalls fall down to his hips,

revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt,

he rips it apart to reveal his stained

T-shirt underneath.

With a final flourish,

he tears the T-shirt from his body

and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough,

Cletus rushes in and says,

"What the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good grief, Cletus,

ya scared the bejeebers out of me,"

says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob ..

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble

lately in the bedroom d'partment

and the therapist suggested I

do something sexy to a tractor."


(You may have to give this some time to sink in!)

 

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