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HEAVENS UGLIEST WOMEN

Added on: 17th Jul 2015

 

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate.

 

St. Peter says, "OK, guys,

pretty much anything goes up here,

but whatever you do, never lie,

or you will spend the rest of eternity with

the ugliest women in the universe."

 

So they all agree and are admitted in.

The first guy makes it a week before he lies

about how rich he was on Earth.

 

Bam! Right at his side appears the

ugliest woman he had ever seen.

 

The second guy makes it another couple weeks

before he lies about how smart he is.

 

Bam! At his side appears the second

ugliest woman in the universe.

 

The first two guys are walking around with

their monsters of women when they see their

third friend walking with the hottest

woman ever conceived by man.

 

The first two guys say in unison,

 

"How did you land with that babe when

we get stuck with these nasty women?"

 

He nudges the babe and says,

 

"Tell them.

 

"She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

 

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