CHINESE PROVERBS

Man who run in front of car

get tired.

Man who run behind car get

exhausted.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,

wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways

going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick 

go hungry.

Man who scratch ass

should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes

get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong:

man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth!

but next to best thing on earth.