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THE TALKING CLOCK

Added on: 20th Jul 2015

 

While proudly showing off

his new apartment to friends

late one night,

the drunk led the way

to his bedroom where

there was a big brass gong.

 

"What's that big brass gong for?"

one of the guests asked.

 

"Why, that's the talking clock"

the man replied.

 

"How does it work?"

 

"Watch", the man said,

giving it an ear-shattering

pound with a hammer.

 

Suddenly, someone on the

other side of the wall screamed,

 

"For f**k sake, you wanker,

it's 2am in the f**king morning!!"

 

Bang a Gong

 


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