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LOST GRAVY LADLE

Added on: 23rd Jul 2015

 

John invited his mother over for dinner.

 

During the meal, his mother couldn't help

noticing how handsome John's roommate was.

 

She had long been suspicious of Johns'

sexual orientation and this only made her more curious.

 

Over the course of the evening,

while watching the two interact,

she started to wonder if there was more

between John and the roommate than met the eye.

 

Reading his mom's thoughts,

John volunteered,

"I know what you must be thinking,

but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates."

 

About a week later,

Mark came to John and said,

"Ever since your mother came to dinner,

I've been unable to find the 

beautiful silver gravy ladle.

You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

 

John said, "Well, I doubt it,

but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

 

So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did'

take a gravy ladle from my house

and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle.

But the fact remains that one has been

missing ever since you were here for dinner."

 

Several days later,

John received a letter from his mother which read:

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do'

sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you

'do not' sleep with Mark.

But the fact remains that if he was sleeping

in his own bed,

he would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"

 

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