A QUICKIE PLEASE

A man goes into a restaurant.

All the waitresses are gorgeous.

A particularly voluptuous waitress

wearing a very short skirt

comes to his table and asks,

"What would you like, sir?" 

He looks at the menu and then

scans her beautiful frame top to bottom,

then answers,

"A quickie."

The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.

After she regains her composure

she returns and asks again,

"What would you like, sir?"

Again the man thoroughly checks

 her out and again answers,

"A quickie, please."

This time her anger takes over,

she reaches over and slaps

him across the face with a

resounding "SMACK!" and storms away.

A man sitting at the next table

leans over and whispers,

"Um, Pal, I think it's pronounced 'quiche'."