REGULAR SEX

A young couple who had just got married

were having sex all the time during

their honeymoon.

When the honeymoon was over they

had to adjust their sex schedule 

to their work schedule.

So every day the husband

would get home at 5 o'clock

and every day they would go to bed at 5:15.

This went on for months,

never missing a day until

the wife came down with the flu

and went to the doctor. 

The Doctor gave her antibiotics.

The antibiotics killed all the germs 

inside her except for three.

These three germs were huddled together

inside her body talking over their survival plans.

One germ said,

"I am going to hide between two toes on her left foot.

I don't think the antibiotics will find me there".

A second exclaimed,

"I am going to hide behind her right ear.

I don't think they'll find me there."

The last germ said,

"I don't know about you guys,

but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight,

I'm going be on it!"