THE DAMNED EGG
Added on: 1st Aug 2015
A Scotsman and an Englishman
lived next door to each other.
The Scotsman owned a hen
and each morning he would look in his
garden and pick up one of his
hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden
and saw that the hen had laid an
egg in the Englishman's garden.
He was about to go next door
when he saw the Englishman
pick up the egg.
The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman
and told him that the egg belonged
to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed
because the egg was laid on his property.
They argued for a while
until finally the Scotsman said,
"In my family we normally solve disputes
by the following actions:
I kick you in the testicles and time how
long it takes for you to get back up.
Then you kick me in the testicles and
time how long it takes for me to get up.
Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and
so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair
of boots he could find.
He took a few steps back,
then ran toward the Englishman
and kicked him as hard as he could
in the testicles.
The Englishman fell to the floor
clutching his groin,
howling in agony for 30 minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said,
"Now it's my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman smiled and said,
"Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
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