NO BATHROOM BREAK
Added on: 7th Aug 2015
One day there was this little boy named
Johnny he had to go to the bathroom
so he raised his hand and asked the teacher
"can I go to the bathroom."
she said no.
Then 5 minutes later he raised his hand
and said "damn it I have to piss
can I go to the bathroom.
"She said
"no not with that mouth.
"She said now go to the corner and
say your a,b,c's.front words and backwords
He went to the corner and said
"a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"
Then he said
"z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"
Then she said
"Where is the p?."
Little Johnny said
"Running down my leg."
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