THIS CENTURY'S PHILOSOPHERS
Added on: 11th Aug 2015
PRINCE PHILIP
When a man opens a car door for his wife,
it's either a new car or a new wife.
EMO PHILIPS
A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
HARRISON FORD
Wood burns faster when you have to cut
and chop it yourself.
SPIKE MILLIGAN
The best cure for Sea Sickness,
is to sit under a tree.
ROBIN HALL
Lawyers believe a person is innocent
until proven broke.
JEAN ROSTAND
Kill one man and you're a murderer,
kill a million and you're a conqueror.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Having more money doesn't make you happier.
I have 50 million dollars but I'm
just as happy as when I had 48 million.
WH AUDEN
We are here on earth to do good unto others.
What the others are here for, I have no idea.
JONATHAN KATZ
In hotel rooms I worry.
I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
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