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THIS CENTURY'S PHILOSOPHERS

Added on: 11th Aug 2015

 

PRINCE PHILIP

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When a man opens a car door for his wife,

it's either a new car or a new wife.

 

 

EMO PHILIPS

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A computer once beat me at chess,

but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

 

 

HARRISON FORD

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Wood burns faster when you have to cut

and chop it yourself.

 

 

SPIKE MILLIGAN

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The best cure for Sea Sickness,

is to sit under a tree.

 

 

ROBIN HALL

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Lawyers believe a person is innocent

until proven broke.

 

 

JEAN ROSTAND

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Kill one man and you're a murderer,

kill a million and you're a conqueror.

 

 

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

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Having more money doesn't make you happier.

I have 50 million dollars but I'm

just as happy as when I had 48 million.

 

 

WH AUDEN

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We are here on earth to do good unto others.

What the others are here for, I have no idea.

 

 

JONATHAN KATZ

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In hotel rooms I worry.

I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.

 


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