THE BLONDE AND THE BRUNETTE
Added on: 12th Aug 2015
A blonde and a brunette where on the way to heaven
and the brunette asked the blonde
"how did you die" ?
The blonde said
"I had a heart attack, how about you"
And the brunette says
"I froze to death,
what caused your heart attack"
The blonde said
"It started when I came home from work
and I saw a woman’s car in the drive way"
"I rushed in to the house and asked
my husband where are you hiding her"
"He said hiding who,
but I started looking around the house,
I was so angry I dropped to the floor."
Finally the brunette says
"Damn!!
If you had just looked in the freezer
we'd both have lived.
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