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THE BLONDE AND THE BRUNETTE

Added on: 12th Aug 2015

 

A blonde and a brunette where on the way to heaven

and the brunette asked the blonde

 

"how did you die" ?

The blonde said

 

"I had a heart attack, how about you"

 

And the brunette says

 

"I froze to death,

what caused your heart attack"

 

The blonde said

 

"It started when I came home from work

and I saw a woman’s car in the drive way"

 

"I rushed in to the house and asked

my husband where are you hiding her"

 

"He said hiding who,

but I started looking around the house,

I was so angry I dropped to the floor."

 

Finally the brunette says

 

"Damn!!

If you had just looked in the freezer 

we'd both have lived.

 

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