GOLF AT PEBBLE BEACH

A man retires after 35 years at

the same job and decides to take

his first retirement vacation

in Hawaii with his wife. 

He is really looking forward to

two weeks of sightseeing and golf.

The day they arrive, he signs up

for pro golf lessons at the beautiful

Pebble Beach Country Club.

After a night out with his wife,

they wake refreshed and go out to the links. 

The man and his wife and the golf pro begin the

course and they do rather well. 

After the sixth hole, they catch

up to the party ahead of them and

need to wait for them to finish

the seventh before they can play it.

A tall man with a beard tees off and

hits his ball right into the water. 

His companions all hit their

tee shots into the fairway.

The retired man watches as the

bearded man actually walks on to

the water to find his ball. 

He can't believe his eyes.

To the golf pro, he blurts out,

"Who does he think he is, Jesus

Christ?"

The pro answers,

"He is Jesus Christ. 

He thinks he's Tiger Woods."