COMEDIANS JOKES

'My problem with the Grand Canyon is

Americans are too proud of it for my liking.

The Grand Canyon was like that when they found it!

And it’s not like it was hard to find.'

John Candy (1950-1994)

'I remember the last thing my nan

said to me before she died.

‘What are you doing here with that hammer?''

Lee Mack (4 August 1968)

'Whoever said nothing is impossible

obviously hasn't tried nailing jelly to a tree.'

Ed Byrne (16 April 1972 -)

“Being an England supporter is like

being the over-optimistic parents

of the fat kid on sports day”

John Bishop (30 November 1966 -)

You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained...

I don’t want to see plays about rape,

sodomy and drug addiction...

I can get all that at home.'

Peter Cook (1937-1995)