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TOUR OF HEAVEN

Added on: 23rd Aug 2015

 

 

A man dies and goes to heaven. 

 

Expecting a long line,

he is surprised to see nobody there at all,

except for an angel sitting

in a chair with his feet up on a table.

 

"Hello there," said the angel,

"I'm Saint Peter, welcome to heaven!"

 

"Thank you, Saint Peter,"

said the man,

"where is everyone?"

 

"Well, you're in luck. 

Today is just a very slow day and

to make the time pass,

I like to give tours to the new arrivals. 

Would you enjoy a complete

guided tour of heaven?"

 

"Gosh, I'd love a tour of heaven...

lead on, Saint Peter, lead on."

 

Well, Saint Peter takes him everywhere. 

They go to hear the Heavenly Choir,

three hundred angels singing on high. 

They go to the Great Hall of Saints

and the Great Temple of Martyrs,

the man is just overwhelmed. 

 

Finally, Saint Peter take him to the

Throne Room of God himself. 

The man's heart skips a beat and the light

at the far end of the room just blinds him

to the point that he can't stand it any longer. 

 

He is escorted out.

 

Then, Saint Peter walks him into a huge room

filled with thousands and thousands of clocks,

large and small, all shapes, all kinds.

 

The man is puzzled. 

He asks,

"What is this room full of clocks all about?"

 

In a lecturing tone, Saint Peter describes,

"This is the Room of Souls. 

Each clock in the room represents

a single human soul.

The time on each clock represents

how long each is to live. 

Each and every time a person lies,

however, the hands of the clock move

a bit faster."

 

The man glances up and notices a

huge clock, face downward,

whizzing around at a great rate of speed. 

His curiosity gets the better of him

and he asks,

 

"What is that clock?"

 

"Oh that one. 

That's OJ's clock. 

We use it as a fan."

 

 alarm clock animation

 


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