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THREE SISTERS

Added on: 12th Jul 2013

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house

together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts

her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,


'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The

94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come

up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses


'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was

sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I

never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then

yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as

I see who's at the door.'


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