LADIES AT THE BUS STOP

Two elderly ladies were smoking

cigarettes while waiting for a bus.

It started to rain, so one lady

reached into her purse,

took out a condom,

cut off the tip and slipped it over

her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said,

"Hey that's a good idea!

What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The first old lady said,

"It's a condom."

"A condom?

Where do you get those?"

The lady with the dry cigarette

told her friend that she could

purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

When the two ladies arrived downtown,

the lady with all the questions

went into the pharmacy and asked the

pharmacist if he sold condoms.

The pharmacists said he did,

but was a little surprised

that this elderly woman

was interested in condoms,

so he asked her,

"What size do you want?"

The lady thought for a minute and said,

"One that will fit a Camel."