TRAINS

A mother was working in the kitchen

listening to her son playing

with his new electric train in the living room. 

She heard the train stop,

and her son said,

"All you sons of bitches who want to get off,

get the hell off now,

cause this is the last stop! 

And, all you sons of bitches who

are retuning and want to get on,

get your asses on the train now cause we're

going down the tracks!"

The mother went into the living room

and told her son,

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. 

Now go to your room and

stay there for TWO HOURS.

 When you come out, you may go back and

play with your train,

but only if you use nice language."

Two hours later,

the boy came out of the bedroom and

resumed playing with his train. 

Soon, the train stopped and the

mother heard her son say,

"All passengers who are disembarking the train,

please remember to take all of your belongings with you.

 We thank you for riding with us today and hope

your trip was a pleasant one.

We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She hears the little boy continue,

"For those of you just boarding,

we ask you to stow all of your luggage under your seat. 

Remember, there is no smoking on the train.

We hope you will have a pleasant

and relaxing journey with us today."

Then, the child added,

"And for those of you who are pissed off

about the TWO HOUR delay,

see the bitch in the kitchen."