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A SPECIAL DINNER

Added on: 5th Sep 2015

 

 

A man and a woman were having

dinner in a fine restaurant.

 

Their waitress, taking another order

at a table a few paces away

noticed that the man was slowly sliding

down his chair and under the table,

with the woman acting unconcerned. 

 

The waitress watched as the man slide

all the way down his chair and out of

sight under the table.

  

Still, the woman dining across from

him appeared calm and unruffled,

apparently unaware that her dining

companion had disappeared. 

 

After the waitress finished taking the order,

she came over to the table

and said to the woman,

"Pardon me, ma'am,

but I think your husband

just slid under the table."

 

The woman calmly looked up at her

and replied firmly,

"No, he didn't. 

 

“He has just walked in the door."

 

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