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THE GENIE

Added on: 6th Sep 2015

 

A man and his wife were playing golf.

 

The man tees off and his ball

veers way off to the right,

breaking the window of a house.

 

The wife says you must go and

apologize and pay for the window.

 

Both the man and his wife walk

up to the house, ring the door

but no one answers.

 

He opens the door and inside,

next to the window

he sees a broken vase with his

golf ball laying on the floor.

 

Suddenly a man comes out of a nearby room,

the golfer starts to apologize for

breaking his window and the vase.

 

The man inside the house says,

"No, don't apologize, I am a genie

and have been stuck in that

vase for 10,000 years, you have

rescued me and I owe you deeply.

 

For helping me I will grant three wishes.

 

I will give you one, your lovely wife one

and I would like to keep one for myself."

 

He asks the man what he wishes for.

 

The man thought awhile and said,

"I wish for a million dollars."

 

The genie waves his hand and said,

"A million dollars, it's yours,

it has been deposited into

your bank account."

 

He asks the wife what is her wish.

She says,

"I wish for a condominium in Hawaii."

 

The genie waves his hand and says,

"A condominium in Hawaii, it's yours.

 

"The genie continues,

"Now it is my turn.

"He thinks for a while and says,

"You know it’s been 10,000 years since

I have had a woman,

could I make love to your wife?"

 

The man thinks for a while and says,

"Honey, he gave us a million dollars

and a condominium in Hawaii,

the least you could do is

make love to him."

 

She agrees and they both go

to the back bedroom.

 

After making passionate love,

the woman says,

"I can't believe that my husband

let you do this to me."

 

The genie says,

"And I can't believe that your husband

still believes in genies."

 

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