MISSING WIFE

Husband: My wife is missing.

She went shopping yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I'm not sure.

A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don't know. Not slim,

not really fat.

Sergeant: Colour of eyes?

Husband: Sort of brown I think.

Never really noticed.

Sergeant: Colour of hair?

Husband: Changes a couple times a year.

Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants,

or maybe a skirt or shorts.

I don't know exactly.

Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in?

Husband: She went in my truck.

Sergeant: What kind of truck was it?

Husband: A 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4

with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with

manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning.

It has a custom matching white cover for the bed,

which has a matching aftermarket bed liner.

Custom leather 6-way seats and "Bubba" floor mats.

Trail-ring package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups.

DVD with full GPS navigation,

satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio,

six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets.

I added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins.

It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.. . . .

Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.