LETTER TO MRS JONES
Added on: 29th Aug 2015
Dear Mrs. Jones,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused
quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this behaviour and
have been forced to ban him from the store.
Our complaints against your husband Mr. Jones,
include, but are not limited to, the list below and
are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. January 5:
Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares
to go off at 5- minute intervals.
2. February 15:
He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly
put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
3. March 7:
He made a trail of tomato juice on
the floor leading to the toilets.
4. April 19:
Walked up to an employee and told her in
an official voice, "Code 3 in Homewares.
Get on it right away".
This caused the employee to leave her assigned
station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor.
5. May 4:
Went to the Customer Service Desk and
tried to reserve a pack of biscuits.
6. June 14:
Moved a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area,
which resulted in a customer slipping and falling over.
7. August 15:
Sat in a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would
bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department –
to which twenty children obliged.
8. September 3:
Darted around the whole store suspiciously
while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
9. October 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people
browsed through, yelled "Pick me! Pick me!"
10. November 23:
Took a box of condoms to the checkout
clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
11. December 2:
Went into a fitting room, shut the door,
waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly,
"Hey! There's no toilet paper in here."
12. December 7:
Parked his car in the trolley shelter:
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Neil Clark,
Store Manager
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