GOOD ANSWER

Ron Chestna, 89 years of age

was stopped by the police around 2 a.m.

and was asked where he was going

at that time of night.

Ron replied,

"I'm on my way to a lecture

about alcohol abuse and the effects

it has on the human body,

as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer asked,

"Really?

Who's giving that lecture

at this time of night?"

Ron replied,

"That would be my wife."