NOT BRIGHT ROBBERS, THIEVES AND DELINQUENTS

GET AWAY…THEN PARTY

An unnamed German robber decided to celebrate his exploit with a

little too much champagne. He fell asleep in his car and when

police were notified they found the stolen goods in his lap.

ALWAYS USE A PSEUDONYM

In order to rob a local store, Demetrius Robinson asked for a job

application and waited until he was alone with the clerk.

Unfortunately, he provided his real uncle’s contact information

which made it easier for the police to catch him.

THE OPACITY OF THE BAG IS IMPORTANT

When Jamie Neil and Gareth Tilley were robbing a gas station in

Cornwall only one of them had remembered to bring a scarf for

the purpose of disguise. The other decided to use a plastic bag.

A very clear, transparent plastic bag.

RETURN TO SENDER

Quinton Thomas was already imprisoned in Maryland because of

armed robbery. While in jail, he wrote a letter to a friend outside

and told him to kill anybody who was going to testify against him.

He was confident that no one was going to know about the

content of his letter because guards only screen incoming mails

but not outgoing mails. Because of some problems with the

address of the recipient, the letter was sent back to the

police station and things didn’t end well for Quinton.

IT WASN'T ALL IT WAS "CRACKED" UP TO BE

When your crack is of no good quality, who do you complain too?

Here’s a hint, not the cops. Unfortunately for a crackhead name

Eloise, this is exactly what she did when she found out the drugs

she purchased were no good.

THERE'S A REASON WHY YOUR MUM SAID NOT

TO RUN WITH SHARP OBJECTS

And this is why you never run with sharp objects. A not too bright

thief decided to rob a hunting store for $300 worth of knives.

Before he could exit the store though, he tripped and ended up

stabbing himself.

A "HIGH TECH" ROBBERY

In this new age of technology you don’t even need to go to the

store anymore to rob it. You can just be like Daniel Glen try to

convince them to empty their cash registers over the phone.

TALIBAN…ENOUGH SAID

Mohammed Ashan was a mid-level Taliban commander in Afghanistan

when he walked up to a joint US/Afghan army checkpoint waving a

wanted poster with his face on it and demanding the $100 reward.

He is no longer a Taliban commander.