Hung Chow

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work Today,

I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs Hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my Wife and tell her to give me

Sex. That Makes everything Better and I go to work.. You try that'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You Say and I feel

great. I be at work soon.........’You got Nice house Boss’