SMART ASS COP

Two guys are driving through Alabama

when they get pulled over by a state trooper.

The trooper walks up,

taps on the window with his nightstick,

the driver rolls down the window

and the trooper smacks him

on the head with the stick.

The driver says,

"Why'd you do that?"

The trooper says,

"You're in Alabama, son.

When I pull you over

you'll have your licence ready."

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer,

I'm not from around here."

The trooper runs a check on the

guy's licence and he's clean.

He gives the guy his licence back and

walks around to the passenger side

and taps on the window. 

The passenger rolls his window down

and the trooper smacks him

with the nightstick.

The passenger says,

"What'd you do that for?"

The cop says,

"Just making your wishes come true."

The passenger says,

"Huh?"

The cop says,

"I know that two miles down the road

you're gonna say,

''I wish that jerk would've tried that shit with me."