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STUDENT AND TEACHER

Added on: 7th Oct 2015

 

Student: I don’t understand why

my grade was so low.

How did I do on my research paper?

 

Teacher: Actually, you didn’t turn in a research paper.

You turned in a random assemblage of sentences.

In fact, the sentences you apparently

kidnapped in the dead of night

and forced into this violent and arbitrary plan

of yours, clearly seemed to be placed

on the pages against their will.

Reading your paper was like watching unfamiliar,

uncomfortable people interacting at a

cocktail party that no one wanted to

attend in the first place.

You didn’t submit a research paper.

You submitted a hostage situation.

 

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