HEALTH PLAN PARODY
Added on: 9th Oct 2015
Receiving an Explanation of Benefits showing that
a service was not covered can be
confusing and frustrating. We are here to help.
Please refer to the following reason codes
explaining why your problem cannot be covered.
PRE&PRE: This service requires
preauthorization of the preauthorization.
PENPAL78: The Plan will not pay for this service
until you mail forms back and forth with us
seven or eight times.
V0Cab: Because we’re not sure
what the word maxillofacial means.
TOS5UP: If there is a conflict between
what is written in the Benefit Handbook
and your Health Contract, we will flip a coin.
If we don’t like the outcome, we will flip again.
N1C3TRY: Procedures that involve the eyes,
legs, nose, or throat are deemed to be
investigational according to our criteria.
What a mystery the human body can be!
N0D1CE: Even though you received services
from a Participating Provider,
he hasn’t been joining in of late.
Also, we don’t like his new moustache.
5ONG: Because the song “Shake It Off”
is stuck in our heads, and it’s driving us crazy.
DuMBA55: The Plan does not cover foreign objects
in ears if the patient is an adult and the
object is something stupid.
Examples include a Cheerio,
a Lego, a crayon, an hors d’oeuvre,
a chess piece, and a gummy bear.
WhatTH3: Why, oh why, did you go to the doctor for this?
Couldn’t you have had Spouse/Dependent/Dependent
No. 2 just get you an ice pack?
MATH4U: The Participating Provider/Network
Not Available benefit after co-pay is equal to,
less than, or greater than the fee allowance/
coinsurance/out-of-pocket limit,
or ab2x4+bx3+cx2+dx+ad2=0.
OOPSx2: Not again! Really?
Didn’t you learn your lesson the first time?
If you have questions about why we have
not paid your claims, our staff is available to
converse with you Monday through Tuesday,
8 a.m. to 8:30 a.m., in Code, pig Latin, or emoji’s.
We look forward to serving you by
avoiding your health-care needs!
Isthay is otnay an illingbay!
Please retain for your records.
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