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GYNECOLOGIST'S ASSISTANT JOB

Added on: 12th Oct 2015

 

A retired man went into the

Job Center in Downtown Pittsburgh

and saw a card advertising for a

Gynecologist's Assistant.

 

Interested, he went in and

asked the clerk for details.

 

The clerk pulled up the file and read:

 

"The job entails getting the ladies

ready for the gynecologist.

You have to help the women

out of their underwear,

lay them down

and carefully wash

their private regions,

apply shaving foam,

gently shave off the hair,

then rub in soothing oils 
so they're ready for the

gynecologist's examination.

 

The annual salary is $85,000

and you'll have to go to

Billings, Montana."

 

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

 

"No sir -- that's where the end of the

line was at 10 a.m. today."

 

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