MARRIAGE SURVEY

A GROUP OF WOMEN WERE AT A

SEMINAR ON HOW TO LIVE

IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR

HUSBAND.

THE WOMEN WERE ASKED, 

"HOW MANY OF YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND?"

ALL THE WOMEN RAISED THEIR HANDS.   

THEN THEY WERE ASKED,  

"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD

YOUR HUSBAND YOU LOVED HIM?"  

SOME WOMEN ANSWERED TODAY,

A FEW YESTERDAY AND

SOME CAN'T REMEMBER.

THE WOMEN THEN WERE TOLD

TO TAKE OUT THEIR CELL PHONES  

AND TEXT TO THEIR HUSBAND:

"I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART."

THE WOMEN THEN WERE INSTRUCTED

TO EXCHANGE PHONES WITH

ANOTHER PERSON, AND TO READ ALOUD

THE TEXT MESSAGE  THEY RECEIVED

IN RESPONSE TO THEIR MESSAGE.

BELOW ARE 12 REPLIES;

SOME ARE HILARIOUS.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR QUITE

A WHILE....A SIGN OF  TRUE LOVE....

WHO ELSE WOULD REPLY IN SUCH A

SUCCINCT AND HONEST WAY?

1. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?

2. EH, MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN,

ARE YOU SICK OR WHAT?

3. YEAH, AND I LOVE YOU TOO.

WHAT'S WRONG?

4. WHAT NOW?

DID YOU CRASH THE CAR AGAIN?

5. I DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT YOU MEAN?

6. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO NOW?

8. DON'T BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH,

JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU NEED?

9. AM I DREAMING?

10. IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO THIS

MESSAGE IS ACTUALLY FOR,

SOMEONE WILL DIE!

11. I THOUGHT WE AGREED YOU

WOULDN'T DRINK DURING THE DAY.

12. YOUR MOTHER IS COMING TO STAY WITH US,

ISN'T SHE?