GREAT DANE VIRTUES
Added on: 16th Oct 2015
Three dogs were sitting in the
waiting room at the vet's
when they struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the
yellow Labrador and said "
So why are you here ?
The yellow Lab replied,
"I'm a pisser. I piss on everything
the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I
pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
The black Lab said,
"So what’s the vet going to do ?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off "
came the reply from the yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned back
to the Black Lab and asked
"So why are you here?"
The Black Lab said,
"I'm a digger. I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees,
I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside,
I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night
when I dug a great big hole
in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you ?"
the Yellow Lab enquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too,"
the dejected Black Lab said
The Black Lab then turned to the
Great Dane and asked,
"Why are you here?”
"I'm a humper,"
said the Great Dane.
"I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table,
fence posts, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see."
Yesterday my owner had just got
out of the shower and was bending
down to dry her toes
and I just couldn't help myself.
I hopped on her back and
started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs
exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh ?"
The Great Dane said,
"No, apparently I'm here to
get my nails clipped.”
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