MOTHER'S MILK

A man was riding a bus,

minding his own business,

when the gorgeous woman

next to him started to

breast-feed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it,

so she said,

"Come on sweetie, eat it all up

or I'll have to give it to

this nice man next to us."

Five minutes later,

the baby was still not feeding,

so she said,

"Come on, honey.

Take it or I'll give it to

this nice man here."

A few minutes later,

the anxious man blurted out,

"Come on kid.

Make up your mind!

I was supposed to get off

four stops ago!"