BULL FIGHT
Added on: 18th Oct 2015
While sipping his tequila,
he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious-looking platter
being served at the next table.
It looked good.
It smelled good.
He asked the waiter,
"What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied,
"Ah senor, you have excellent taste!
Those are bull's testicles from the
bull fight this morning.
A delicacy!"
The visitor,
though momentarily daunted, said,
"What the heck,
I'm on holiday down here!
Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied,
"I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day
because there is only one
bull fight each morning.
If you come early tomorrow
and place your order,
we will be sure to save
you this delicacy!"
The next morning,
the man returned,
placed his order and then that
evening was served the one
and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites and inspecting
the contents of his platter,
he called to the waiter and said,
"These are delicious,
but they are much,
much smaller than the ones
I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his
shoulders and replied,
"Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull he wins."
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