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BULL FIGHT

Added on: 18th Oct 2015

 

While sipping his tequila,

he noticed a sizzling,

scrumptious-looking platter

being served at the next table.

 

It looked good.

 

It smelled good.

 

He asked the waiter,

"What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied,

"Ah senor, you have excellent taste!

Those are bull's testicles from the

bull fight this morning.

A delicacy!"

 

The visitor,

though momentarily daunted, said,

"What the heck,

I'm on holiday down here!

Bring me an order!"

 

The waiter replied,

"I am so sorry senor.

There is only one serving per day

because there is only one

bull fight each morning.

 

If you come early tomorrow

and place your order,

we will be sure to save

you this delicacy!"

 

The next morning,

the man returned,

placed his order and then that

evening was served the one

and only special delicacy of the day.

 

After a few bites and inspecting

the contents of his platter,

he called to the waiter and said,

 

"These are delicious,

but they are much,

much smaller than the ones

I saw you serve yesterday!"

 

The waiter shrugged his

shoulders and replied,

"Si, Senor.

Sometimes the bull he wins."

 

Bull Clip Art

 


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