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OLD AGE COMEDY

Added on: 19th Oct 2015

 

Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91,

are all excited about their

decision to get married.

 

They go for a stroll to discuss

the wedding and on the way

they pass a drugstore.

 

Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man

behind the counter:

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married.

Do you sell heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory

problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.

The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins,

sleeping pills,

antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

Reba speaks up

and says to the pharmacist:

"We'd like to register here

for our wedding gifts, please."

 

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