OLD AGE COMEDY
Added on: 19th Oct 2015
Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91,
are all excited about their
decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss
the wedding and on the way
they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man
behind the counter:
Jacob: "We're about to get married.
Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory
problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety.
The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins,
sleeping pills,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Reba speaks up
and says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to register here
for our wedding gifts, please."
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