HUSBAND AND WIFE

A husband and wife are

getting ready for bed.

The wife is standing in front

of a full length mirror taking

a hard look at herself.

"You know love,"

she says.

"I look in the mirror and I

see an old woman.

My face is all wrinkled,

my boobs are barely

above my waist,

my bum is hanging out a mile.

I've got fat legs and my

arms are all flabby.

Tell me something positive to

make me feel better about myself."

He thinks about it for a

bit and then says,

"Well......there's nothing wrong

with your eyesight".