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Added on: 24th Oct 2015

 

 

THIS AVENGING NARWHAL EVEN COMES WITH 3

ADORABLE LITTLE ANIMALS TO IMPALE

The avenging narwhal

 

 

APART FROM ACTUALLY NAMING YOUR KID ADOLF,

THERE'S NOT MUCH WORSE THAN THIS

Adolf Hitler Doll

 

 

OH WAIT, WE STAND CORRECTED. ALLOW US TO

INTRODUCE THE LEGO CONCENTRATION CAMP

Lego Concentration Camp

 

 

AND THEN THERE'S BLATANT RACISM

Racist doll

 

 

THERE ARE BAD IDEAS, AND THEN THERE ARE

WORSE THAN BAD IDEAS. THIS BELONGS TO THE LATTER.

Pole dancing doll

 

 

IT'S A…PREGNANT BABY?

Pregnant baby

 

 

A FACE THAT EATS YOUR MONEY.

IT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING.

Face Bank

 

 

UH, THOSE TEETH ACTUALLY LOOK KIND OF REAL

Button doll

 

 

THESE ALIEN-LOOKING, DISEMBODIED HANDS WILL

SOOTHE YOUR CHILD TO SLEEP. AND TRAUMATIZE

THEM FOREVER.

Zaky Infant Pillow

 


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