THE MOST TRAUMATISING TOYS
Added on: 24th Oct 2015
THIS AVENGING NARWHAL EVEN COMES WITH 3
ADORABLE LITTLE ANIMALS TO IMPALE
APART FROM ACTUALLY NAMING YOUR KID ADOLF,
THERE'S NOT MUCH WORSE THAN THIS
OH WAIT, WE STAND CORRECTED. ALLOW US TO
INTRODUCE THE LEGO CONCENTRATION CAMP
AND THEN THERE'S BLATANT RACISM
THERE ARE BAD IDEAS, AND THEN THERE ARE
WORSE THAN BAD IDEAS. THIS BELONGS TO THE LATTER.
IT'S A…PREGNANT BABY?
A FACE THAT EATS YOUR MONEY.
IT JUST SOUNDS TERRIFYING.
UH, THOSE TEETH ACTUALLY LOOK KIND OF REAL
THESE ALIEN-LOOKING, DISEMBODIED HANDS WILL
SOOTHE YOUR CHILD TO SLEEP. AND TRAUMATIZE
THEM FOREVER.
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