TWO ELDERLY LADIES

Now this one is just too Precious...

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.

Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities

and adventures.

Lately, their activities had been limited to

meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked

at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ...

I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't

think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I

can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..'

Her friend glared at her for at least three minutes

she just stared and glared at her.

Finally she said,

'How soon do you need to know?'