DOC'S PHYSICAL EXAMINATION

POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF!

A 72-year-old man goes for a physical.

All of his tests come back normal

so the doctor says

"Harry, everything looks great.

How are you doing mentally and emotionally?
Are you at peace with God?"

Harry replies,

"God and I are tight.
He knows I have  poor  eyesight,

so he's fixed it when I get up

in the middle of the night

to go to the bathroom,

poof!, the light goes on.

When I'm done,

poof!, the light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible,”
the doctor says.

A little later in the day,

the doctor calls Harry's wife.

"Mrs. White,"
he says,
"Harry is doing fine

but I had to call you because

I'm in awe of his
relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up

during the night and  

poof! the light goes on in
the bathroom,

and when he's done,  

poof! the light goes off?"

"OH GOOD GRIEF!"

Mrs. white exclaims,

"He's pissing in the fridge again!"