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THE ENGLAND RUGY SUPPORTER AND THE POPE

Added on: 12th Nov 2015

 

THE POPE WAS CRUISING ALONG THE BEACH

IN THE POPE-MOBILE WHEN THERE WAS

A FRANTIC COMMOTION JUST OFF-SHORE.

 

A HELPLESS MAN,

WEARING AN ENGLISH RUGBY JERSEY,

WAS STRUGGLING FRANTICALLY

TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE JAWS

OF A 25 FOOT SHARK.

 

AS THE POPE WATCHED IN HORROR,

A SPEEDBOAT PULLED UP WITH

THREE MEN WEARING WELSH, IRISH AND

SCOTTISH RUGBY JERSEYS.

 

ONE QUICKLY FIRED A HARPOON INTO

THE SHARK'S SIDE WHILE THE OTHER

TWO REACHED OUT AND PULLED THE

HAPLESS ENGLISH FAN FROM THE WATER.

 

THEN, USING LONG CLUBS,

THE THREE BEAT THE SHARK TO

DEATH AND HAULED IT INTO THE BOAT.

 

IMMEDIATELY THE POPE SHOUTED

AND SUMMONED THEM TO HIM.

 

"I GIVE YOU MY BLESSING

FOR YOUR BRAVE ACTIONS.

I HEARD THAT THERE WERE SOME BITTER

HATRED BETWEEN THE CELTS AND

ENGLAND RUGBY FANS,

BUT NOW I HAVE SEEN WITH MY

OWN EYES THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE."

 

AS THE POPE DROVE OFF,

THE HARPOONER ASKED HIS BUDDIES:

"WHO WAS THAT?"

"IT WAS THE POPE," ONE REPLIED.

"HE IS IN DIRECT CONTACT WITH GOD

AND HAS ACCESS TO ALL OF GOD'S WISDOM."

 

"WELL" THE HARPOONER SAID,

"HE MAY HAVE ACCESS TO GOD AND HIS WISDOM,

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING

ABOUT SHARK FISHING.

IS THE BAIT HOLDING UP OK OR

DO WE NEED TO GET ANOTHER ONE?"

 

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