FISHING EXPEDITION
Added on: 16th Nov 2015
EVERY SATURDAY MORNING
A MAN GOES FISHING.
HE GETS UP EARLY AND EAGER,
MAKES HIS LUNCH,
TAKES THE DOG AND OFF HE GOES,
ALL DAY LONG.
ONE SATURDAY MORNING
HE GETS UP EARLY,
DRESSES QUIETLY,
MAKES HIS PICNIC,
GRABS THE DOG AND
CLIMBS INTO THE CAR.
COMING OUT OF HIS GARAGE
RAIN IS POURING DOWN LIKE A MONSOON.
THERE IS SNOW MIXED IN WITH THE RAIN
AND THE WIND IS BLOWING AT 40MPH.
HE RETURNS THE CAR TO THE GARAGE,
GOES INTO THE HOUSE AND
FLICKS ON THE WEATHER FORECAST.
HE FINDS IT'S GOING TO BE BAD
ALL DAY LONG,
SO HE RETURNS THE DOG TO ITS BASKET,
QUIETLY UNDRESSES AND
SLIPS BACK INTO BED.
THERE HE CUDDLES UP TO
HIS WIFE'S BACK AND WHISPERS:
"THE WEATHER OUT THERE IS TERRIBLE."
TO WHICH SHE SLEEPILY REPLIES:
"CAN YOU BELIEVE MY STUPID HUSBAND
IS OUT FISHING IN IT?"
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