SCOUSER AT THE JOB CENTRE

SCOUSER AT THE JOB CENTRE

A Scouser walked into the local job centre,

marched straight up to The counter and said

'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.

The man behind the counter replied

'Your timing is amazing’.

We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a

chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters.

You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes

and wear the uniform provided.

The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided.

You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays.

The Salary package is £200,000 a year'.

The Scouser said 'You're bullshitting me!'

The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'