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GIRLFRIEND

Added on: 17th Nov 2015

 

Eighteen months ago,

I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0

from DrinkingMates 4.2,

which I had used for years without any trouble.

 

However, there are apparently conflicts

between these two products and the only

solution was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0

with the sound turned off.

 

To make matters worse,

GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several

other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1,

Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

 

"Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1,

but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,

forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

 

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2

and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time,

only to discover that when these two systems

detected each other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

 

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0,

only to discover that this product soon had

to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources,

it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.

 

"Shortly after this upgrade, however,

I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run.

Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in

Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later

when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,

Explorer and E-mail Filter, and can, without warning,

launch TurboStrop and Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files,

and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

 

"Additional problems are that Wife 1.0

needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser

for new attachments and Hairstyle Express

which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child

processes that drain my resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out,

warning me that they are an illegal operation.

 

"Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Audi TT hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

Mother-In-Law, which can't be turned off.

 

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,

but there could be problems.

A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact

that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003,

it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself."

 

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