JEWISH TIE SALESMAN
Added on: 24th Nov 2015
A FLEEING TALIBAN TERRORIST,
DESPERATE FOR WATER,
WAS PLODDING THROUGH THE
AFGHAN DESERT WHEN HE SAW SOMETHING
FAR OFF IN THE DISTANCE.
HOPING TO FIND WATER,
HE HURRIED TOWARD THE MIRAGE,
ONLY TO FIND A VERY LITTLE FRAIL
JEWISH MAN STANDING AT A SMALL
MAKESHIFT DISPLAY RACK SELLING TIES.
THE TALIBAN TERRORIST ASKED,
"DO YOU HAVE WATER?"
THE OLD MAN REPLIED,
"I HAVE NO WATER.
WOULD LIKE TO BUY A TIE?
THEY ARE ONLY $5."
THE TALIBAN SHOUTED HYSTERICALLY,
"YOU IDIOT INFIDEL!
I DO NOT NEED SUCH AN OVERPRICED
WESTERN ADORNMENT.
I SPIT ON YOUR TIES.
I NEED WATER!"
"SORRY, I HAVE NONE,
JUST TIES - PURE SILK AND ONLY $5."
"PAHH! A CURSE ON YOUR TIES!
I SHOULD WRAP ONE AROUND YOUR
SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK AND CHOKE
THE LIFE OUT OF YOU,
BUT I MUST CONSERVE MY
ENERGY AND FIND WATER!"
"OKAY,"
SAID THE LITTLE OLD JEWISH MAN.
"IT DOES NOT MATTER THAT
YOU DO NOT WANT TO BUY A
TIE FROM ME,OR THAT YOU HATE ME,
THREATEN MY LIFE
AND CALL ME INFIDEL.
I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I AM BIGGER
THAN ANY OF THAT.
IF YOU CONTINUE OVER THAT HILL
TO THE EAST FOR ABOUT TWO MILES,
YOU WILL FIND A RESTAURANT.
IT HAS THE FINEST FOOD AND
ALL THE ICE-COLD WATER YOU NEED.
GO IN PEACE."
CURSING HIM AGAIN,
THE DESPERATE TALIBAN
STAGGERED AWAY,
OVER THE HILL.
SEVERAL HOURS LATER
HE CRAWLED BACK,
ALMOST DEAD
AND GASPED:
"THEY WON'T LET ME IN WITHOUT A TIE..."
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